Friday, May 23, 2008

The Hotness List

I was reading a blog linked from one of you...can't remember now who it was. I should have bookmarked them because it was a great funny blog! Damnit! Anyway, the writer was wondering if Anderson Cooper was gay. Which lead my mind to other things for some reason. Which inspired this list of my version of Hotness and why I think they're hot. Trivia answers included here and there just for the hell of it.

1. Anderson Cooper. Hell YES he's hot! But, he's not Vanderbilt rich. He does have his own money now though so he's rich in his own right. I think that's right anyway. Somewhere I read his Mom lost the Vanderbilt money. But still, who cares. Oh yeah, he's gay too. Sorry about that. But it doesn't matter because we can still admire his hotness people! I don't want to sleep with him for heaven's sake. Which brings me to ....

2. Viggo Mortensen. Uber Hot. But you know, I've been picking up a creepy vibe a little bit with him. He used to be my imaginary future husband but now, I think I'd be afraid of him. I like to look at him but something about him scares the shit out of me. Anyway, hotness!

3. George Michael. Yeah he lost it a long time ago. But I hear old ladies still think he's hot so he gets a place on the hotness list. Yeah baby!

4. Alvin, Simon and Theodore (the Chipmunks). Because damnit they are my favourite critters ever and they are soooo hot! Totally cracks me up that my Teddy is named Theodore (truly) and he's fat. So is Theodore on the Chipmunks....Theodore is always eating. It's like kismet or something. I doomed my Teddy to chubbiness with that name I guess. But he's hot too in his sweet incessant meowing way.

5. George Clooney. Hot for old people. He reminds me of my Dad so I never could be attracted to him. I'd like to be his friend but that's it. But yeah, he's hot. Ewwww. Can't believe I typed that.

6. Brad Pitt. Hot with substance finally. Whereas before he was just Hot, with not much to back that up. I actually really like him and Angelina together now. Brad is aging but it looks good on him. So yep, still hot.

7. Jude Law. Hot. Skeevy, but hot. I wish he'd work on the skeevy though. He's ruining the fantasies of women everywhere.

That's all I have for this week.

6 comments:

Coll said...

I had no idea that Anderson Cooper is gay.. not that I really care one way or the other.. I just had no idea. :-).

I guess my age shows here.. but I have always thought that Al Pacino was HOT. I know, I know.. he is getting old.. but then so am I. :-)

The CEO said...

You were reading Franki's blog at
http://www.frankily-yours.com/ and the post you were reading was called So Pretty http://www.frankily-yours.com/?p=416

and I'd love a Teddy post!

whimsical brainpan said...

I can't stop laughing at the fact that you think the Chipmunks are hot! :-)

Say It said...

Brad Pitt reminds me of a young(er) Robert Redford. For that, he's even hotter. Franki is a very funny Gal!

citizen of the world said...

The Chipmunks!?! "We would like some Japanese bananas, that would be so very nice. We would like some Japanese bananas, don't want no cherries or rice."

Odat said...

With the exception of Anderson Cooper, I totally agree with the rest of your "hotness" list..... :-). For some reason Cooper just turns me off.
Peace